team joe or team nick
Joe is a teddy bear while nick is a scrawny bug eyed praying mantis.

You take her headquarters and I'll take her hindquarters.

I've never heard of ice cream cupcakes. Lets see, only 220 miles to what sounds like the greatest thing in the history of the multiverse.

best gag of the night
There was a Taco Bell commercial during Family Guy where some dude was eating this huge taco he couldn't finish. Some possible famous coach guy came in and switched him with some baseball player fella. The best part was when the coach slapped the Taco Bell patron in the ass as he left.

Is that an early 90's Christine O'Donnelle. Thank you, I'll be here all year.

What about that alien with the mustache in the diner?

Brian and Stewie talked their way out of being Megs partner and Peter apologized to the store clerk guy. Light Meg bashing.

I remember Yo-Yo Ma being on Arthur. Also, Arthur had a puppy and some of his classmates were dogs. WTF!

I meant flailing limping limbs. Maybe.

There was a recent episode where Plankton stole Sandy's fur coat and built some type of mechanical devise to control it. Plankton strolled into the Krusty Krab with gaping eye holes, mouth hanging wide open, and limps flailing about. This was fantastic.

I think someone on the AV club mentioned flapjack and I watched it for a couple of weeks or months. Anyway, Mechanical Genie Island is the best.

I'm pathetic
I imagined Matt Knudsen was Mitch Hedberg and laughed a little.