Since my laptop went kaput, I've been 'borrowing' my sister's, and while she's pretty chill, I don't want to download another browser to install an extension. This is driving me insane.

I can't make heads or tails of anything, and I'm not even drunk yet!

*eye twitches*
I was already freaking out about Disqus and that kept happening. Good god, people, leave well enough alone!

I tried a new water cardio class this morning. It was terrible, and I shan't be back. Oh well, I feel accomplished that I'm on my way to 4 workouts this week, something I haven't done in way too long.
Also, Gardein strips, where have you been all my life? They make meatlessness so yummy!
I've been struggling with…

Dang Franko! You must've went with the unholy trinity of suck.
I have no ideas what I picked or how they're doing. Thanks, Mr Fink, for keeping this together!

For me, it's all the bones popping in the morning when I roll out of bed. WTF, body, I'm only 33!
And also the realization that the idea of sharing a hotel room with 10 of my closest friends is terrifying. Beds, people, is all I'm saying.

Swearing to God, Frankie Valli and the 4 Seasons
classic Fab commercial
Lucky Strike, Maroon 5
Burn This Disco Down, Michael Jackson
Children of the Night, The Stylistics

This has been my week of awesome, food wise. Just today, I had a mushroom soup that makes me want to marry it, with a huge homemade crouton-like bread, plus an omelet that's called 'cheesy bacon love' and lives up to its name.

The classic "Motown" sound came from two drummers playing together. I dig that!

You win. The only thing you would need to add is a tattered wedding gown and you'd be golden.

Me too! One of my friends is Eritrean, and their food has a lot of overlap with Ethiopian. She is aware that I can be bribed with okra with enjera.
This restaurant wasn't Ethiopian- no enjera, there was a fried bread instead, and no spice, although you could add their (apparently insanely, I wasn't about to try it)…

I just have an awesome funny, totally mean story to tell about the 'incident' now, but yeah, my plane ride home consisted of '… did that really happen?' The scary part was that there was (of course) drinking involved, and I'm a happy, compliant drunk. I've never been so glad that dental hygiene is a total must for…

One of my blood pressure meds is also given to kids for sedation purposes. That, combined with the herb, usually will send me to sleep. The problem comes when I don't have one, or both of those. Without the med, I can literally stay up all night- which was fun when I was 20 but not so much now.

So basically, I should probably pay attention when "this show is going down in flames." is said, huh? I haven't watched any of the new shows (or anything not cartoon based) so I'm woefully out the loop. But hey, I can make a comeback! One of my shows, start sucking!

Who doesn't?
True fax: I once got drunk at an Irish bar and ended up yelling at a dude about not liking the good Cap'n. In my defense, he was all about something gross like Cocoa Pebbles or Lucky Charms. I had to defend my boy!
(yes, the drinking has commenced)

I'm as pop culture backwards as it's possible to be on a pop culture website, but I BEG TO DIFFER! I don't care what you say- Dollhouse might not be the popular choice, but it is the right choice. Despite Echo.
I would've also accepted Angel and maybe Dr Horrible. Thanks for playing!

It's making me hopeful. If not for myself, at least the other people that have found happiness.

The last job I felt acutely qualified for was daycare. As I am a kid myself (although chronologically grown), taking care of children was easy. It's all been downhill from there.

This sounds like the best book. If someone finds out the name, I'm totally going to read it (although I have an embarrassment squick a mile long, so I foresee drinking through parts).

I've been assured that there is one Jon Anderson on this cruise. I am going to inappropriately beg him to sing for me all the time. (did you see the cabin share thing? I like that if you can't be matched you still get the lower rate- but I have horror stories about sharing rooms with someone that you don't know. My…