if they serve sausage pancakes, I've eaten there and loved it!

Him not drunk tonight, for some reason my tablet won't display replies while I'm typing the fun!)

have lots of fun! Remember if you want to troll your loved ones, the Jurassic ride is it. For actual legit fun, one of the go-kart tracks 9im easy) or that zorb  thing.

I skipped our big family reunion midsummer.

if I ever do have my mythical children, my husband's place is Behind my head. Or, in the lobby with cigars. We can pretend its the 50s.

Fiorellas  is awesome. Fried chicken, yes!

I have discovered pickled cauliflower.

Go Wesley, go Wesley!

*throws hands in air and says 'whoo!!' then realizes she's a 'whoo!' girl and skunks off in shame*

I stayed in a hotel for over a month a while back. I finally got so tired of them just randomly just trying to come in that I left the do not disturb on permanently. Why would you try to clean before 9 am?

Guys! Clearly all the Thanksgiving food is the best.

Late Bunch!

a mobile site that consistently crashes on my phone, I might add.

*does the Dance of Joy*

Way condensed version- the same dude that invented the robot show for the late, lamented Showbiz Pizza Place also invented the original Whac-A-Mole. He was pretty young and got screwed out of the patent. When I met him, he told us the story and showed us one of the prototypes.

As someone that works in customer service (my soul hurts) I'd read it, and probably cry. No one feels our pain!

I'm all about the Olympic/track and field things when they're on, but I couldn't care less about the major sports that people follow, which makes me real popular where I live (where sports are religion). Although I do enjoy the trash talk, because I like to insult people, regardless of a solid reason.

This summer is the main reason I'm irritated with our public pools closing right at Labor Day, no variations allowed. 96 degree weather, but you can't possibly reopen?

Dig 'Em.

Poor, poor dude. We have to do some calling, presumably to 'check on our patients' but really, to harass them into getting more of what we offer. I can't stand it, and if I go off the rails, it'll be because of those calls. I hope he still has a job.