Day late, dollar short, hey, I'm PIM, the Queen of Random. I'm from Indiana, and therefore crazy.

I know, right? I watched Feasting on Asphalt/Waves and he was good with all those people- don't let it be a sham, AB!

I just really hate Bobby Flay. I don't know why that man inspires so much rage in my heart, but I can't take him.

Don't trust them new n****** over there!

Paula has a line of baked goods at Walmart. When I discovered her gooey cake, I had to physically restrain myself from going back and buying them daily. They're just so sweet and salty! I never had issues with her food-wise. I just find it really disturbing that if I was at a wedding that she was running, I'd be there…

In my highly uninformed opinion, because you have to cook with recipes and measure things. Every recipe I've ever learned from my mom, grandmothers, and other people I know involve pinches of this, oh, throw some of that in there, bake it however long. Not saying that no black people use recipes, though. I read lots…

Sadly, it wouldn't just a meal or two that @avclub-00289c0e205aa1ce4d0509f9291b3025:disqus would be skipping, NuvaRing is stupid expensive.

Like others, I suggest that she revisit her choice of birth control. There are literal hundreds of different ones, with different levels of hormones. If she's not willing to do that, for whatever reason, you might have to part ways. If she's worried about insurance coverage, she can always call her plan and see which…

To agree with @avclub-f9adf8f0a3c7458a896a36a806923107:disqus , they have the old 'we can't have kids, so we'll adopt, and whoops, we got pregnant!' gag. It plays a lot sweeter than that, though.

I love that the owners of the MTM house were constantly bothered by people wanting to see inside (don't people know about soundstages?) and they asked the producers to stop using the house for exteriors. When they refused, the owners of the house hung a huge banner that read 'impeach Nixon'. Apparently by the end of…

Even though I don't really think of myself as a feminist, I do have to say MTM made me realize that being a career woman was a viable choice, and not just because I didn't land 'the one'. Her life was so vibrant and full, and hey, both of us throw bad parties.

Because I grew up watching what my parents did instead of choosing for myself, I've seen so many classic sitcoms. Green Acres is on crack. I don't go out my way to watch it now, but when I come across it, I have to sit and enjoy it.

*sad that I know this department* Apparently, they were supposed to be in the same sorority. Phyllis must have been a super senior.

I assume they're the same people that get mad and cuss out/hit 'villains' from soaps or other dramas. You realize the people in the box aren't real, right?

That makes me feel good, actually, knowing that despite the push- Zoe with her deliberate design to compliment Elmo, Abby to capitalize on the 'winged' phase- the classics are still there, and welcomed. I love that I can still see some of the adults I admired as a kid still out and doing their thing.

I'm surrounded by sports fans in my house. Just tonight, I told my sister that I need to find a guy with no interest in sports whatsoever. With that said, I have watched enough SportsCentre to be able to sound knowledgeable about varied sports. I actually impressed an out-of-town uncle because I was able to weigh in…

Okay, I know it makes me super ghetto, but I think Alize is good. There, I said it.

I think I can, I think I can! 
We weren't actually allowed to listen to that song when it came out. That meant it was my secret jam.

Now dip, baby, dip!

Depends on the sport. Bonus points for NASCAR.