From what I remember, the Sailor is a little more vanilla forward? I liked Kraken, but I don't really buy hard booze for my house. I do my drinking in public!

I did manage to make it to Zumba after eating that, but it was at 5:30 that evening.
*takes a bow*

OBs rock. I've since started using the Kotex U (okay, I like the click thing, and I'm lazy and like the applicators) but it was me and OB for a minute. For some reason, they never go on sale where I shop, though, and I admit that I'm only brand loyal when stuff is on sale.

I've always wanted to get a menstrual cup, because I can feel the difference in my cramps when I have a tampon in (they go from somewhat serious annoyance to hand-shaking pain) but I haven't pulled the trigger. Please let me know how it works for you!

It was some animal-related show. It might have been that Animal Practice, but I want to say it was further back than that. Anyway, there were monkeys and the darn thing followed you as you scrolled- AdBlock.

I can't speak for all of them, but I work alternating weekends, so I get a lot of my fun time during the week, when of course all of my friends are at work. Yay.

I'm terrified of having an accident and losing my intellect, and being aware that I've lost it. A really good friend of mine had a routine operation, and he ended up losing oxygen on the table. He went from the guy who always had the perfect sharp retort to telling me that he wasn't sure what day of the week it was.…

As a kid, I had my hand smashed in an elevator door, trying to keep it open. I've been a little skeptical of them since.

I hate ferris wheels. Like, mondo hate them. They're high up, and I always get stuck at the top waiting to be unloaded. Not cool!

These are some shoes! They remind me of a pair that my dad used to break out for special occasions. I approve.

I love me some Carpenters and they were the first album I brought- Close to You, found in a Goodwill. And Goodbye to Love is awesome, from the fuzzed guitar solo (so controversial then) to the way the lyrics run together.

I'm scared of heights. I looked at a picture yesterday of a restaurant in the sky, where the diners' feet dangle as they eat, and got dizzy enough to have to look away. It sucks because I like roller coasters and have a great inner ear, but the idea of being that high up in the air makes me wanna pee a little. 
And to…

I believe in decorum in all places, and I'm cranky, so I believe that people should just shut up and listen, and then clap at the end! Idiots.

I can't even think about an online profile right now. So I have a smaller goal in mind-tonight, at the supper club I'm going to, I'm going to smile at one guy that I don't already know. This is the goal and I'm sticking to it.

I picked up a bottle of locally made white sangria. I've enjoyed it, which should tell you about the state of my soul. 
I'm really just trying not to relapse into Horchata sins. I just love it!

I love Sailor. We used to be all about the Captain, but I happened to pick Sailor once and we got hooked. I'm all about mixing it with ginger beer.

I usually just buy a bag and go for them. They taste like bites of spring!

Because today's my weekend, I made an actual breakfast that I call awesomely messy eggs. I threw some pico de gallo in a saucepan and saute'd them in that butter/olive oil stuff (the solid chunk) and added in some spinach leaves. Once that was all good and wilted, I seasoned with adobo and added in some turkey sausage…

I might not be nice, but I can only be myself, because I can't do false faces. However, being myself seems to scare the masses. I actually had a guy who explicitly said he was looking for chicks escape as soon as possible, after he sat down at my table. I promise I'm getting that hunchback looked at! 
Trust me, as a…

Both of my parents come from single-parent backgrounds, one from death and one from divorce. It apparently affected them both to the part that growing up, we could see the seams showing, but they were determined to raise their kids together. (also, still married-so either inertia has set in or they kinda like each…