I don't think the hair thing is stupid. I have to say, though, back in high school we had a swimming unit. My class was pretty racially mixed. None of the black girls passed because of not wanting to get their hair wet, except me because I gave no fucks and wore the same ponytail for 4 years. Now that I'm a lady and…

I have always loved to swim, but I do a weird backstroke- the  best way to describe it as butterfly backstroke- both arms go out and stroke at the same time. Not sure why that's what I use, but it does propel me from one side of a pool to the other. I haven't found a pool since my gym doesn't have one, but they're…

I'm basically waiting for the temp to drop a bit before going riding. It's my new favorite thing!

They aren't the same? 
*Pronounces Aaron and Erin several times out loud, scares family*

Yeah, I go back and forth with it, depending on whom I'm talking to.

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus I worked in Hawaii a few summers ago, and I should've been deported for how badly I butchered the street names. I called one of the highways I took to work the Lifelike Highway until a police officer gave me directions to take the Likelike. You don't want to hear how…

That must've bled down through Indiana- "Are you going to Krogers today, or to Meijers?" The only grocery we treat with respect is Marsh and that's because they're our 'hometown grocer'.

I wish you could be my wedding photog if I ever need one. The only instruction I will give is "don't let me see you take the pic" because of my hatred of all photos with me in them, and I will instinctively either give the bitch look or spin my head at the worst possible moment.

Hey, my job is at a drugstore. The only people playing grab-ass there are the seniors.

I'm glad you had fun! I actually had a bad weekend with spots of brightness, combined with only actually having Saturday off work. Suffice to say that I want a do-over.

Yeah, there's a flaw in my MP3 player that makes my shuffle stick like that too, except that if mine goes 1, 17, 1,000, 45, 6 and I turn it off, when I come back, 6 will play, but then it'll go back to 1, 17, etc and I'll have to skip however many until it plays a new song. I thought it would work itself out, but the…

Still going alphabetical! 
"She's All That", The Stylistics (how sad when the old school tries to hang)
"She's Come Undone", The Who
"Shiver", Maroon 5
"Shoe Shoe Shine", The Dynamic Superiors
"Shotgun", Gerald Levert with the Funk Brothers

Rock Steady is the jam! "Let's call this song exactly what it is!"

I picked up this polish at Payless Shoes, of all places, called Sergeant Khaki that's green and glittery. I love that's opaque right out the bottle, but I don't like how fast it wears. Right now I look the emo teenager that works at Hot Topic (and while I like the chipped look, it wasn't what I was heading for this…

Yeah, I'm glad I'm not a dude, and tend toward cute panties (and never tucking in shirts, 'cause fat girls don't tuck. [I'm aware this is a stupid stereotype.]).

I am shaped like a normal to curvy sized woman from hands to elbows, and from feet to knees, but it all goes haywire in the middle. I'm not even a classic apple shape, but am top heavy, no hips and butt. It makes me laugh sometimes, looking at myself.

I am the same way about pictures of myself. Not that I'm important or anything, but I haven't liked a picture of myself since I was around 6. It actively makes me mad when people take my photo, especially since they're all against my will. (You're not going to get permission, so don't bother to ask.)

I WANTS YER BOOTS.

It reminds me of a rock tour. "Thank you, King's Landing. Good night!"

Dude, I feel you, I'm going to a Star Trek convention later this year (yes, I'm that girl) and I've got one cool shirt and am actively looking for others. I might have to steal one of your fly examples!