Personally, I find it super hot not when the dude goes 'Oh put your blank in my blank' or something anatomical, but when he says 'Oh, that feels so good' or 'I'm so close'- verbal enthusiasm gets me every time. Running commentary would pull me out too much. 
I also like hearing moans, stuttered breaths- natural trumps…

In return, I'd like to shout out to the dude that taught me that kissing all over my neck, collarbone and ears would rock my world. He started me off right, and well played! 
Oh, and he totally held open doors for me, spread down his coat so I could sit and not get dirty, and was a gentleman. Go you!

SO true. There was an article I read last week about a guy and a girl, where all the signals had been thrown, alcohol was involved, a bed was shared- and she woke up with a penis in here. Was that at all okay? Of course not. Now, if he'd been hearing yes all night and yes right before she passed out- again, not saying…

Yeah, I kinda want to go back to my high school boyfriend and just say "mistakes were made", because I was the queen of the head game and I hope the poor dude isn't somewhere, cursing every time he passes a fat black woman on the street. But yeah, you live, you screw up, and hopefully you learn to be a better person.

Not that my opinion is the best or anything, but I've had things happen in my past that were decidedly more forceful and definitely not consensual (some were way before I'd been able to give consent). Reading this, I was "really, that's what we're going with here? I would've called that 'Friday' back in my time". I'm…

There's nothing I won't try listening to at least once, so my tastes are far flung and random. Yes actually represents my musical tastes more than the R&B (although I love everyone on your list!) but I make it a point to keep a playlist that's specifically for my family members, who pretty much live and die with the…

As someone that's paid money to read fanfiction (zines are not free, fools), um, me? Seriously, I care who created the characters I want to read more about, but only slightly. If something's a good read, I want to read it, and am willing to pay money to do so.

You did remember to remove the plastic sword, though?

I got back from my evening ride about 20 minutes ago. It was super nice on the trail, just the right temperature, with cool but not cold breezes, blue skies with fluffy clouds, during my favorite time of day. It was so nice that I went a little further for the joy of being able to. If the rain holds off after work…

So once again, didn't get to read in a bar (please open soon!) but I'll share a people watching story. 
I went riding this evening on the trail. It's been raining off and on, so it's just me and a few stragglers. It's super peaceful, until this douche comes by on a motorbike. The trail prohibits any motor vehicles, so…

That sucks! My favorite sport sandals gave me wicked blisters when I wore them on a super simple hike, and I basically had to suffer through. I've heard good things about moleskin and Body Glide, but I don't have personal experience.

Right on. I have to admit, I'm super in love with where I live- big enough to have 'city stuff' like the specialty stores, kickass restaurants, decent choices for nightlife plus offbeat/weird things to do, but feel small-town enough for neighbors to wave, and kids to play outside, and have greenery and sprawling…

That sounds delightful! I'd probably then put them into omelets, but that's because I'm a firm believer in eggs for all, in everything.

Nope, because obviously you're not packing 'em in your Thermos at lunch every day. (If you are, nothing wrong with that, I guess!) *dances off nervously*

He would've been 21, so yeah. Hey Daddy, is there something we need to talk about?

Oooh, G and T sounds nice. Have one for me, as I need to be able to fit into the pants I just brought.

I'm rockin' it 'til the wheels come off! It's fun!

Hey, I'm black and just as dance challenged as can be. I like Zumba when I actually go- right now I'm into outside fitness because I can't be contained by walls, man!

When you say you hate travel, do you mean you never want to leave your city limits in this life, or is it the stuff associated with travel- stupid security measures at the airport, tourist traps, weird food? Just curious.

You're an environmentalist, experienced, non-traditional! Whoo hoo, I'd date you!