@avclub-1881baeccb7399f3452cd7f37cdb2b29:disqus yay! One of us, one of us!

The closest one to me is three hours away. I'm seriously considering driving it.

I have much sympathy. Think of the like as a hug!

You're a much braver woman than I. I don't drink CranApple or the wimpy cranberry drinks, let alone the harder stuff. I'm glad your solution worked- my cramps are out of control sometimes (TMI, I know) and they can make me hurt so much that my hands shake. Any solution that doesn't involve lots of pain meds is…

Second. I love OG Scooby (got the soundtrack to prove it!) but MI is in a class of its own.

If you sub 'plays' for 'metal show', you've described me. (and of course, the not being a dude thing.)

There's going to be one, possibly two new bars opening up within walking distance of my house by this summer. I'll be on board with Reading in Bars then, because I don't believe in DWIs.

Last week, I was nearing home to my somewhat hipster parent neighborhood. I happened to look over and a mom was pushing one of those big-ass strollers, looking as blank as could be, and her baby was sitting up, the most screwed up look of concentration on his face, and waving his fat fist angrily, like he was so…

The "Ho-DOR!" at the end would make it all worth it.

I still reread them, like a boss! (I was grown when I randomly discovered them, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it)

I think I'm the Bitch of All Bitches, but I get so horribly annoyed when my BFF will text me a question of something 5 seconds of Googling will answer. I've actually answered back with "Google says…" to see if she'd get the hint. I'm glad that she thinks I have the answers, but between the two of us, I work the crazy…

While I'm all for legalization, I'm also a pseudo-adult with a real job and real responsibilities. Going around rockin' Marley and dreads, not for me. (my dude does say I'm suspiciously whitebread, which amuses me.)

I live in darn Indianapolis, not really close enough to get to Columbus in a day and back. No cool Hoosiers exist! (me included)

I would like a date. There, I said it.

Hydrocodone is known to have that effect on people. My sister gets horrible hallucinations (I've watched her scream and cry on it) and it blocks up the works for me like a mofo. Maybe I'm biased, but I say leave that crap alone, if at all possible. I've seen the ugly with it, many times over.

Hydrocodone is known to have that effect on people. My sister gets horrible hallucinations (I've watched her scream and cry on it) and it blocks up the works for me like a mofo. Maybe I'm biased, but I say leave that crap alone, if at all possible. I've seen the ugly with it, many times over.

We have Turkey Hill here and I'm in a flyover state, so yay?

So, do you use the lady parts tincture locally, or internally? We were discussing the use of cranberry at work yesterday (I work in a pharmacy, and it makes me very skeptical of natural remedies) and the consensus from the pharmacists was that you'd have to drink so much full-strength, unsweetened cranberry juice to…

Want! I had a mango lassi Sunday (went the Indian buffet hangover brunch route) but yours sounds divine.

Yeah, I'm right in the inner city (although it's still Indianapolis and not NYC) so the dandelions will have to remain in the yard, where my nieces can blow puffballs to their hearts' content. I only let them in our own yard, though. I'm mean, but not a dick.