Nothing makes me sadder. He seems to be saying "god, where's my dignity?" with every passing 30 seconds.

Apparently CVS outright owns several songs. I'm an Innocent Man! (my sister and I were/are employed by them, and there are several songs that they never stop playing. I've been there a decade and I know the song "Break Out" solely from our music system)

I've read way too much about both shows, and I totally agree. Keeshan meant well, but his bitterness certainly shows through at times.

Went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt!

Yeah, I was literally making minimum wage back in high school, working daycare, and the manager told me that they loved me and would give me my own classroom if I'd go to college. That was when minimum was 5.15. I asked one of the teachers what she was making (17-year-old me was bold) and she told me 6 dollars an…

With the two handed swing punch, even.

I had a couple implode like that, with custody issues, attempted kinda-kidnapping and the whole nine. It made me want to throw up every time I'd see a new status.

I can't stand confrontation either. It makes me so unhappy, and I like choosing my moments of unhappiness.

-According to my dad, I've been reading since I was 18 months. Pretty sure when you look up 'wasted potential', you'll see my smiling face.
-I cannot resist a dare, and this has gotten me into boatloads of trouble over the years.
-My friends all agree that I'm the girl most likely mistaken for white on the phone. I…

This is me, with one notable exception. My youngest niece kinda likes me on the good days and cannot stand me on the worst ones, like today. The sad part is that she's only two, with limited vocab, so she cries as I approach, and then says 'sorry' when she's with the people she likes (basically everyone else in our…

I only have seen Three's Company in syndication (too young to catch it first run) and for some reason, started with the Priscilla Barnes years. To this day, I will stop and pay attention to the zoo opening, down to Don's roar at the lion to Priscilla's standing on one leg (totally something I would do). I never…

'cause there's limits to our liberties!

I grew a couple of inches the summer after I graduated high school. Apparently this isn't uncommon on my dad's side of the family (almost all of my dude cousins are giants) but since I'm a girl, it was a little unexpected (and I didn't realize it until almost a year after it happened).

I lost a friend of mine this past fall to suicide. Even though we weren't super close, I'd known him for 10 years and it felt so wrong and sudden. I sympathize with anyone that's lost someone that way.

Yeah, I've never seen a celebrity look like me ever. Which I suppose is either really good or really sad.

Sunlight Cream Ale- The Beer Even PIM Would Drink.

Number 2. It's spiffy! I dig the pattern.

Half the Super Bowl parties I've been to were only for the party aspect. I'm decidedly not into football, but I'm into food and booze, and playing board games (we usually have a game room for the people like me). Who's up for Pit?

Buttery Nipples are so good that they shouldn't be legal. I've put away my fair share of Bailey's (and Bailey's knockoffs) with them.

When I used to hang out with one couple exclusively. we'd always hang at strip clubs, and order this drink called a Wet Pussy. It's violently pink, has Pucker in it, and are so good. Also, Blue Motherfuckers. I don't care, I still love 'em.