Ok, this Alabama Shakes thing is getting annoying. And what an odd looking band. From left to right you've got Former 90s Rap-Rock Band Drummer, 1975 Brian Wilson, Womens' Studies Professor, and A Guy Who Wishes His Shirt Was A Little Longer Cause It's Weird When He Sits Down.

"Now, if I don't wanna go to all the trouble of makin' the sauce, can I use ZzzQuil?"

"Now, if I don't wanna go to all the trouble of makin' the sauce, can I use ZzzQuil?"

Ah, the open E string. I always like to imagine Michael Anthony ate Fritos with the other hand when he played this song.

Ah, the open E string. I always like to imagine Michael Anthony ate Fritos with the other hand when he played this song.

Sometimes I click a pen in short, fast bursts at my desk and imagine I'm listening to "One". It sounds just like Lars' kick drums.

Sometimes I click a pen in short, fast bursts at my desk and imagine I'm listening to "One". It sounds just like Lars' kick drums.

Heh heh, "Blackened" records. More like Slackened, am I right dewdz?

Heh heh, "Blackened" records. More like Slackened, am I right dewdz?

Yep! Of course LTD would work best of all.

Yep! Of course LTD would work best of all.

** waiting for someone to open the door for me to post "HAH-VESTER OF CHARRO!!!"**

** waiting for someone to open the door for me to post "HAH-VESTER OF CHARRO!!!"**

I'll bet the way they look in that picture is the way they're gonna look when they roll into random Guitar Centers with cease and desist orders the moment some kid plays a sloppy "Enter Sandman" on a Schecter.

I'll bet the way they look in that picture is the way they're gonna look when they roll into random Guitar Centers with cease and desist orders the moment some kid plays a sloppy "Enter Sandman" on a Schecter.

No, but for some reason people quit talking to me when I say it.

No, but for some reason people quit talking to me when I say it.

I bet ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER shows up for this.

I bet ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER shows up for this.

Indeed. "Hey, you kids should come see the Little River Band with us! Tickets are only $179 bucks. We can go meet up at Olive Garden first, for dinner! They've got some great wine!"