"…And so it was that Jesus reached into his pocket and produced one big ass New York Sour Diesel bud before the multitudes, and he did multiply it! And lo, after each of the multitudes were stonified the apostles walked through the crowd and gathered the nugs left over, and three Chock Full O' Nuts cans were filled…

Weird! I get that when somebody tells me a really interesting story. And sometimes the sudden quiet in the house when Scotchette and her 5 year old leave does it too. It's like "Ah! Now I can accomplish something!"

I'm not sure this isn't a goof but I just have to post this, it demands mocking:

"Yo, real talk, you can't say the 'zkit ain't original. We got four palooka ass local MMA fighters/club bouncers and a dancer from the Lion King musical. Who else is doin' some shit like that? Nobody!"

No shit. If you take away the "limp bizkit", it could pass for an Emerson, Lake, & Palmer LP cover from 1981.

Oh, they have for some time now. Cosmetology school is pretty high stakes, and those shears are like, crazy sharp. If you go to like, text Hayleeigh and Ashlyn about this crazy awesome scene hair you just did, you could totally accidently cut your hand. But don't worry, I think the instructor has some neon 80's style…

Let's hold on to our shares for just a bit longer though. I hear Rise Records just released a whole slew of black t-shirts and flat billed hats that look like someone vomited letters and neon craft paint on for some of their Peppermint Patty haircut bands. We can't ignore mutant Nebraska teenagers' enthusiasm for…

Scotchette and I have really been enjoying 8 Bit Ale from something called Tallgrass Brewing Co. It's just a really good ale, with a little bit of a hop taste to it, but nothing overbearing. We first tried it on tap at an arcade/bar here in Omaha called Beercade, and it's sold in stores now in a neat-o video game…

Grey 1991 Chevy Corsica. It wasn't too bad. I remember the mileage being pretty low; I guess an old lady owned it and didn't drive much. I had been saving assorted band stickers I got at shows for a few years until I actually got a car, so a few weeks after I got it the back windshield was plastered with stickers for…

Too bad they didn't steal all of Paris Hilton's open-toed shoes. I wouldn't have noticed if my old boss hadn't pointed it out, but her feet look like Ann Coulter's hands. Like forearms with a witch's fingers on the ends.

Ol' Dirty Bastard - I Can't Wait
The Arctic Monkeys - Suck It And See
Carcass - Heartwork
Urge Overkill - Sister Havana
Tom Waits - Coney Island Baby
Daft Punk - Voyager

A trailer for this ran before Django Unchained when I saw it, in a packed theater on Christmas Day. The image of Keri Russell banging her forehead against a patio door with a blank stare on her face got some pretty big laughs.

Evidently Sparks was a pharmaceutical rep before his current gig writing sludge for the Olive Garden-Barefoot Wine crowd. The man is well versed in Horseshit.

I was thinking of Gotye in particular as far as oversaturation. "Somebody That I Used To Know" had been out for at least six months before mainstream radio latched onto it. From the way he sings it and how specific the lyrics are, I get the impression that this song was very personal and cathartic, but after it was…

I think the ubiquity of the song was a big part of it. At this point I can't recall any part of 2004 that doesn't have that song in the background, although maybe that's just me. I do think success is a big part of it. There's some sort of turning point where even the most impassioned, original song seems like a…

Matt Korvette…….names don't get much more badass sounding than that. Shit, I though "TJ Maxx" was pretty fucking killer, but Matt Korvette? Sweet Jesus!

I can imagine Nile Rodgers playing on a track that sounds similar to "Voyager" on Discovery.

I'd like to see him try some shit on Tom Waits.

Yeah, I seem to remember hearing about Britney Spears showing up years ago and saying something to the effect of "These movies are weird! You have to think when you watch them."

Careful though - the warmer they are, the worse they smell!