Indeed. "Hey, you kids should come see the Little River Band with us! Tickets are only $179 bucks. We can go meet up at Olive Garden first, for dinner! They've got some great wine!"

I've heard that too. Apparently it's called cavacoli, or some variation thereof, which ends up sounding more like "gobba ghoul" when filtered through mangled Jersey Italian.

I've heard that too. Apparently it's called cavacoli, or some variation thereof, which ends up sounding more like "gobba ghoul" when filtered through mangled Jersey Italian.

It's a chain. I'm in Omaha, but we just got one this summer over the bridge in Iowa.

It's a chain. I'm in Omaha, but we just got one this summer over the bridge in Iowa.

"So, what exactly is "Gobba Ghoul"?

"So, what exactly is "Gobba Ghoul"?

I knew I had a good reason for going to Spearmint Rhino tonight! Besides, you know, just the two usual ones.

I knew I had a good reason for going to Spearmint Rhino tonight! Besides, you know, just the two usual ones.

You can handle this, Milk Box Hero. Just chop a bump of Comet and leave it on your doorstep, then hit her with a frying pan while her eyes are all watery. I've dealt with this before. Scott Stapp.

You can handle this, Milk Box Hero. Just chop a bump of Comet and leave it on your doorstep, then hit her with a frying pan while her eyes are all watery. I've dealt with this before. Scott Stapp.

It doesn't look like she'll be able to re-gift that button in time. Poor girl thought it was a pill.

It doesn't look like she'll be able to re-gift that button in time. Poor girl thought it was a pill.

That, or putting her "psychic abilities" to use on some sort of celebrity paranormal show. They have those, right?

That, or putting her "psychic abilities" to use on some sort of celebrity paranormal show. They have those, right?

This Is A Lo(han)

This Is A Lo(han)

Metal thread: Lemmy, Kirk Hammet, Robert Trujillo, James Root, all four members of Slayer

Metal thread: Lemmy, Kirk Hammet, Robert Trujillo, James Root, all four members of Slayer

"…pure cock oil," made me snort at my desk. Thanks for starting my Friday off right, Spacemonkey. And yeah, Rush has to be near the top of the shortlist of World's Biggets Living Asshole.