This made my day. I hate 50 Cent, and the one single facial expression he seems to have. That dopey grin makes my blood boil.

I'll vouch for that. Plus Pennywise always drew weird crowds back in the 90's - Old school punk types and skinheads who just went to every show that came to town, and then these really clean cut, bleach blonde, Billabong wearing dudes who heard Pennywise in some dipshit surf video. They'd always have these girlfriends…

I'll vouch for that. Plus Pennywise always drew weird crowds back in the 90's - Old school punk types and skinheads who just went to every show that came to town, and then these really clean cut, bleach blonde, Billabong wearing dudes who heard Pennywise in some dipshit surf video. They'd always have these girlfriends…

Those throwaway lines are the best. Steve Martin's "I remember my first beer" on Let's Get Small has to be the gold standard of throwaway lines for shutting down drunk hecklers.

Those throwaway lines are the best. Steve Martin's "I remember my first beer" on Let's Get Small has to be the gold standard of throwaway lines for shutting down drunk hecklers.

I'm not so secretly hoping that Miguel breaks through and gets huge, and people just stop caring about this asshole and force him into irrelevancy, Christina Aguilera style. I'm willing to bet it won't happen though.

I'm not so secretly hoping that Miguel breaks through and gets huge, and people just stop caring about this asshole and force him into irrelevancy, Christina Aguilera style. I'm willing to bet it won't happen though.

Here's what's even more sickening: The Lamborghini he assaulted Rhianna in was a rental. The one he's standing in front of in this photo, three years later, was most definitely bought outright from the showroom with cash.

Here's what's even more sickening: The Lamborghini he assaulted Rhianna in was a rental. The one he's standing in front of in this photo, three years later, was most definitely bought outright from the showroom with cash.

I've read that sentence several times now, and each time I imagine Ron Swanson saying it.

I've read that sentence several times now, and each time I imagine Ron Swanson saying it.

It was this that first made me suspect that Denzel might be kind of an asshole:

It was this that first made me suspect that Denzel might be kind of an asshole:

Shit. I want to check this out this weekend, but it's not playing anywhere where I live (Omaha). Is this a limited release to start? I didn't think it would be, but then again I haven't seen much advertising for this. Oh well, at least we finally got Killer Joe, so I got that to fall back on.

Shit. I want to check this out this weekend, but it's not playing anywhere where I live (Omaha). Is this a limited release to start? I didn't think it would be, but then again I haven't seen much advertising for this. Oh well, at least we finally got Killer Joe, so I got that to fall back on.

This is a good one. There's one about a lost Simpson's episode where Bart dies. It's obviously bullshit, but the level of detail still makes it entertaining and a little creepy. The ones that manipulate nostalgia are usually more effective. Here's the Simpsons one:

This is a good one. There's one about a lost Simpson's episode where Bart dies. It's obviously bullshit, but the level of detail still makes it entertaining and a little creepy. The ones that manipulate nostalgia are usually more effective. Here's the Simpsons one:

I remember seeing the premiere of Sightings on Fox. There was a segment on these mysterious voices that people had recorded by Edgar Allan Poe's grave. I was shivering.

I remember seeing the premiere of Sightings on Fox. There was a segment on these mysterious voices that people had recorded by Edgar Allan Poe's grave. I was shivering.

SHARZZES' sounds like it would be the name of the store Eddie Murphy bought his clothes at in the 80's.