SHARZZES' sounds like it would be the name of the store Eddie Murphy bought his clothes at in the 80's.

He already did his part. Here's a sample:

He already did his part. Here's a sample:

No joke. If I had to guess, they're a result of all the shit chickens get injected with to accelerate growth.

No joke. If I had to guess, they're a result of all the shit chickens get injected with to accelerate growth.

Nice try, but everyone knows Italian farts have an "a-" at the beginning, like
a-this.

Nice try, but everyone knows Italian farts have an "a-" at the beginning, like
a-this.

Hi Kirk, I was wondering if you'd be the first celebrity endorser of my new line of pants, Crack Slacks. They have, get this, my patented B. Scotchgard on the inside of the pants, to repel any fart stains. Because we know what a pain in the ass fart stains are. Let me know your waist and inseam and I'll send you, say,…

Hi Kirk, I was wondering if you'd be the first celebrity endorser of my new line of pants, Crack Slacks. They have, get this, my patented B. Scotchgard on the inside of the pants, to repel any fart stains. Because we know what a pain in the ass fart stains are. Let me know your waist and inseam and I'll send you, say,…

On the subject of ideas, I have an idea that making out with Courtney Love would be a lot like the time I got the Spicy Chicken sandwich from Wendy's and bit into this huge ass cyst right in the middle of the chicken.

On the subject of ideas, I have an idea that making out with Courtney Love would be a lot like the time I got the Spicy Chicken sandwich from Wendy's and bit into this huge ass cyst right in the middle of the chicken.

This might be the first film with Timberlake attached that people actually care about.

This might be the first film with Timberlake attached that people actually care about.

Round here, we call those Imogen poots.

Round here, we call those Imogen poots.

He kinda sounds like Towelie to me.

He kinda sounds like Towelie to me.

@avclub-5bc6960dad8ab0694bb4d6ff884b0c1e:disqus A Coboodle is an exceedingly girly tackle box for make-up and shit. It did have some old ass eyeliner crumbs at the bottom, so that was kinda gross.

@avclub-5bc6960dad8ab0694bb4d6ff884b0c1e:disqus A Coboodle is an exceedingly girly tackle box for make-up and shit. It did have some old ass eyeliner crumbs at the bottom, so that was kinda gross.

Should have clarified that the subwoofer is a mini-sub made from an 8" speaker purchased at O'Reilly Auto Parts in 2003, a Pringles can, and one of my sister's old Caboodles she gave me when she quit stripping.