Should have clarified that the subwoofer is a mini-sub made from an 8" speaker purchased at O'Reilly Auto Parts in 2003, a Pringles can, and one of my sister's old Caboodles she gave me when she quit stripping.

Definitely diminishing returns. The whole annual Halloween installment of a franchise is getting pretty old. For a while, that Dark Castle production company was putting something different out each year, starting with House On Haunted Hill, but they seem to have tapered off. They weren't classics, but at least they…

Definitely diminishing returns. The whole annual Halloween installment of a franchise is getting pretty old. For a while, that Dark Castle production company was putting something different out each year, starting with House On Haunted Hill, but they seem to have tapered off. They weren't classics, but at least they…

True, but it is interesting to be kept abreast of what's going on with the original characters.

True, but it is interesting to be kept abreast of what's going on with the original characters.

Good call. He may be able to breathe some life into the series too. For now though, I'd tell anyone to skip this and seek out V/H/S instead.

Good call. He may be able to breathe some life into the series too. For now though, I'd tell anyone to skip this and seek out V/H/S instead.

Pro Tip: These movies are pretty good for testing your subwoofer.

Pro Tip: These movies are pretty good for testing your subwoofer.

To be fair, Hugo Weaving is perfecting his Laplace transforms Off-Off-Broadway.

To be fair, Hugo Weaving is perfecting his Laplace transforms Off-Off-Broadway.

Elephants never forget. But people do, which must be part of the reason why Michael Bay gets to keep making his stupid ass movies.

Elephants never forget. But people do, which must be part of the reason why Michael Bay gets to keep making his stupid ass movies.

Interesting. What would this year's Traffic Light be? Or Lights Out? Or Maria Bello And Her Hat Solve Capers?

Interesting. What would this year's Traffic Light be? Or Lights Out? Or Maria Bello And Her Hat Solve Capers?

I can imagine him being flabbergasted by the NY Attorney General's questioning before a panel, and just busting out one of those weird caterwauls from We Are The World 25.

I can imagine him being flabbergasted by the NY Attorney General's questioning before a panel, and just busting out one of those weird caterwauls from We Are The World 25.

Oakley sunglasses worn on the back of the head whilst dining at T.G.I. Fridays?

Oakley sunglasses worn on the back of the head whilst dining at T.G.I. Fridays?

You laugh, but he's actually referred to as "Mr. Boogie" and "Baghuul" in the movie.