Forgot about that one. Didn't only one episode air? That's some Paul Reiser shit, there.

I may be mistaken, but I think Will You Marry Me's avatar changes to a different random hot girl periodically.

@ Bridget Smith - By that logic, shouldn't McDonalds have a few Grammy awards?

@El Dan - You'll have to make room for a second one once the Skrillex remix gets nominated.

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However, as Berg admits, every one of those actors is currently busy…..

Clear eyes, full hearts

NO, NOT THE RI's!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHH MY EYES HGKUYOYU&FSDYTQTDCXVKASDUASVGXUYASD!!!!

Sorry about the butt book. If it's any consolation, I've got a small book of small boobs. It's actually a Disney's Princess magazine, but it works on two levels.

I agree. Hammett is good, but Mustaine is better. Like Billy Corgan, he's a truly talented guitarist who miscast himself as a lead singer and talks too much.

I think Mustaine might be inferring that Mitt Romney doesn't pay his bills. See, Mustaine pays his bills…..

No shit. Didn't he cover the DNC way back when?

I always kind of liked Mustaine, and would even go so far as saying I like him over Kirk Hammett, but couldn't he just talk about a new Mesa head or something?

No see, you guys got Kylie Minogue, which is basically "Britney Spears" done right, so now you have to take Federline. That was the deal.

Elite Squad: The Enemy Within is out this week too. I ordered it sight unseen based on good word of mouth (or good word of post) here and elsewhere and I'm hoping for good things.

Ain't no denyin' its sweetness! If my ears had teeth, them shits would be achin' day and night!

The Fray's music gives me a sense of melancholy. I just know their songs will be on playlists that will eventually unite UNO business majors in marriage, and then lead to kids with last names as first names who aren't special and probably aren't really allergic to gluten or autistic either.

Usually guys that look like that are stalking Zooey Deschanel. Guess you can't judge a book by it's cover and all that shit.

Yeah, but sometimes when he's farting he can't tell if he's listening to Hinder or not.

It's become practically impossible to distinguish that song from Craig Ferguson's theme song in my head.