@E. Buzz Miller: I'm guessing there would be a lot of

Peppermint tea might help, but don't bruote me on that.

Fuckin' Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn, brah. Their energies fuckin' tangle, no homo. Check out these new fuckin' speakers in my Jeep and shit. They're Blaupunkts, dude.

Dawes Meets The Phantom Of The Park?

It's hard to tell if that face has actual features or just random punctuation marks.

It'll happen, Scrawler. Just you wait - the snow will melt, we'll get new Mad Men, then Prometheus, then Breaking Bad, along with, you guessed it, Community.

Maybe this can redeem it?

This should cheer you guys up:

@avclub-9079ea527e08a24dfad44e3302d5f091:disqus It's the kind of post I would make if I had a gimmick account of a 15 year old shitbird with a flat billed Monster Energy Drink hat.

MDST MSE savedd my life like three timez and shit ur just jellous cuz MM are out runnin shit and ur just working at Panda express for like all of ur life poppin zits and never kissing a girl ever.

Fuck yeah, dude, Metallica……..Aw, shit, A7X!!!!!!……..(spits Mt. Dew Game Fuel all over monitor)……What the FUCK!!! Fuckin' college people music! Not cool, man. Not fuckin' cool.

Sad but true.

I wasn't expecting any guys with beards or glasses in the photo. I was thrown for a loop!

Pith helmet? It's enough just tryin' to protect my ath!

I think it might just be a built in Rape Whistle.

Buddy Garrity in the Rubber Man suit?

She seemed to have a pretty rough gig in 2004 or so, which required her to wear the leather bustier, periodically throw up "metal" finger horns, utter some iteration of "fuck yeah", and pretend to be excited about new Disturbed videos.

I remember that Marianella, of course I was 23 at the time.

Machete 2: The Machetining

It was actually Blu-Ray, and not DVD? That's pretty interesting. I know it's not nice to say, but I would guess that the kind of person who would buy this probably doesn't have a BluRay player.