Dibs on Mean Old Fuck Carved Out Of Wood for a band name!

Yes, but only in the lower 48.

Yep, but it's pureed carrot. A little bland for my tastes, but just add some seasoning from a Ped Egg, plus the fart, and you're entering an enchanting world of flavor, my friend!

I don't know, that new Skrillex EP is gaining momentum. You might have some fierce competition.

This gives me hope that somebody is gonna buy this baby food jar I farted in.

Not to guitar nerd out too hard, but the guitar solos in that song should be required learning for every sweep picking dickhead on YouTube.

It's clear from that photo that there are varying levels of commitment to The Darkness. Shirtless Tattoo Man is certainly all in, and White Hendrix isn't far behind, but the two guys on either end seem to be hedging their bets.

This is the end of the innocence.

Seriously, what the fuck is that thing he's playing? What kind of asshole goes around to different music stores, checks out a Fender Jazz, Precision, or a Rickenbacker and says "No, No, I'm afraid this simply won't do" and has some poor bastard craft this heap of shit?

DAWES NEEDS BRACES

FUCK YEAH OCCAM'S BLAZER FIREWORK WAS ORIGINALLY ABOUT JAX FROM THE FUCKING SONS PUTTING A ROMAN CANDLE IN SOME WACK MOTHERFUCKER'S POCKET TO BLOW HIS NUTSACK OFF. IT WAS FUCKING OWNAGE BUT THE BITCH ASS RECORD COMPANY MADE ME CHANGE IT. FUCKING WEAK.

But did Liz say "boo" through it? Because that would be pretty great, you know, for scaring kids on Halloween.

"Honey, I've had Russell Brand's dick in my face, so a gun might as well be a corndog."

That would actually be kind of meta. Instead of the audience being asleep, this time it would be her. She could even do a duet with you know who…..

She's rooting too. Not for you though. For truffles.

I see what you did there, but I'm imagining this pairing well with Meshuggah.

Just wait for the Skrillex remix EP. That'll breathe some life into some of these songs! "Video Games" will, get this, sound like an actual video game. From hell!

"WHY IS EVERYONE STILL FUCKING TALKING ABOUT HER AND NOT ME?
SHE'S SO FUCKING FAT! AND NO FUCKING WAY COULD SHE POSSIBLY PULL OFF A BIKINI TOP WITH DAISY FUCKING DUKES."

Dibs on Poison Moon Cheese! for a band name.

Katherine Heigl - the Nickelback of actresses?