No one would ever pair caviar with a godforsaken pinot. Champagne is clearly the best option, or a young, unoaked white.

Careful with that juice box, buddy.

Charlie don't surf.

They used to pull that "throttling" bullshit on me pretty regularly.

I was just talking to co-workers about this movie and I swear I can actually taste the beer and hot wings that the guys who came up with this shit were probably consuming. I wouldn't be surprised if a good portion of this script was written on a Buffalo Wild Wings bib.

How is wolvve formed?

She brought us Bill Hader, too.

Hippo, that suit is you. You'll get some leg tonight for sure!

I've read about some guys around the country who actually have the Showbiz robots. They restored them and tour them around and stuff. I think there was even a documentary about it a few years back.

I'm getting so sick of this remake business.

I'd been enjoying Friday Night Dinner, but I've only managed to see a couple of episodes, since BBC America rarely airs them. I've got my DVR set to record it whenever it's on, but they haven't aired an episode in months.

It does?!?! Thanks for that! I've been crawling in the dark, looking for the answer.

"I'm thinking the two shows are a little bit 'high concept' for our target demo. See what you can do about that. We need something that will play in Peoria, as it were."

Good old Wright State, I'm assuming. I was a film student there for a semester before I pulled my head out of my ass (no offense if you studied film there).

I saw Hulk Hogan taking a dump at a Lonestar Steakhouse when I was a teenager. It was during his NWO days. I knew it was him because he's about seven feet tall and his shiny black wrestling boots were sticking out from under the stall door.

Me too. I remember that band having a decent drummer, but also being aggressively stupid. They had one song where Skrillex screams, no shit, "SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER!!!!!!!!"

I still don't have a firm grasp on this "drop" business. Is it just when the beat stops and then starts again? If it is, then I hate to be mean, but kids today are kind of stupid.

You know, Swiffer makes those now. I've got a whole box of them oh wait..

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