I can see that. Still works surprisingly well, considering what she had to work with. She looks like a very pleasant high school English teacher.

I hope this doesn't come across as offensive, but she's surprisingly pretty as a woman, considering how masculine she was as a man.

While Dr. Oz is, actually a real doctor, there should be some clause for revoking his title/degree/licence, just as they do to shitbag lawyers like Jack Thompson.

*edit* Dammit… should have known the joke was so obvious that others would have made it hundreds of times before.

I think you're on the right track, but not quite hitting the nail on the head: government does, indeed get more corrupt as it gets bigger, but the way the corruption affects us plebs becomes far less noticeable.

I mean, hey, nothing against Ms. Rowling, she's a great person and all, but in the hierarchy of J.K.s, she's not my number one.

Dammit, I read this as J.K. Simmons at first, and I thought, "Man, that's a really weird thing for him to do, but, hey, I'll check it out!"

Yeah, but whatever meaning he's using for "bloopers" it's still true when it's in reference to Alison Brie's being the best.

No, a gag reel doesn't count. Fuck you, Internet!

Crap! I don't want any reason to actually watch this movie.

But I don't want to marry Dee Reynolds!

It's the reason we have the word "jailbait." They wouldn't be bait if we weren't inclined to find them attractive. Fortunately, just as most men have the ability not to rape every woman they find attractive, so most of us have the ability not to move beyond the "thinking she's attractive" stage with underage girls.

Weird. I thought the pre-release consensus (based on the sloth/DMV joke trailer) was that this movie was terrible?

Oh good, I needed another reason not to watch the Emmys.

I knew it was too much to hope for a decent film version of Sandman.

That's not narrowing it down, any.

Which one is that, now?

Plus, if eating animals were a slippery slope, we've had 6 millennia (of recorded history, plus who knows how much prehistory) to fall off it.

…and had any talent whatsoever.

Hah, good one!