@Super Karate Monkey Death Car- I think you mean Arts and *Farts* and Crafts…

Didn't that get posted on some other thread? I know I've seen it before… It's a conspiracy!

VARIETY headline: Shat's Hits Spits Shits!

…make a crappy movie with Kristen Bell.

I vote for: Cloris Leachman!

In fairness, I think LoneAudience was referring to the comedies, not the women.

I got you, suckaz!

Poophat is just upset because his bitter, unrelenting rage never wins him any friends at ComicCon.

Contrary to many women's beliefs, not all idiots went to see Valentine's Day.

I hope one day he gets to win the Academy Award, and just stand up there, on that big, big stage, breathing it all in, the love and admiration of his peers, and think, "Maybe I was overlooked before, but on this day, at this shining moment, I know I shall always be henceforth remembered as the man who directed 'Taxi'."

I second i and 1.

Coming soon to a theater near you
The Island of Dr. Moneybags

Hey, my pathetic lifestyle isn't that sedentary!

Oh man, not this atheism crap again.

DPA - That was excellent. I get into this argument sometimes about Poker, usually with similar outcomes. Fuck the haters who say it ain't a sport.

Thanks for the feedback, Terence.

Against Atlanta: Ted Turner

Anybody know why they call it "Cluedo" in the UK?

I don't mean this in a lewd way…
but I would watch this shit all day.

I'm sorry I came to this thread so late, since IT'S GOT SO MUCH A-PEEL!