Are you kidding? Look, I love Arrested Development, but there are no sequence of words ever put together on that show that can equal the utter greatness that is "Hey Now!"

Neat trick, but I think you actually need to go actually watch The Comeback before making these allegations.

Alan: "Do you know what it says on the side of my car?"
Sophie: "Tosser?"

Sanders, without question. He's perfectly fine on AD but it's a pretty one-dimensional and cartoonish character. Hank, on the other hand, is legendary.

Actually that "Green Peas" bit was based on one of many real Orson Welles breakdowns:

Perhaps you'll pass through TWO STATES

Purely for arguments' sake— because I do like both of them, and they've actually each been in a shitload of cool stuff— the show does star Peggy Bundy and "The Beast."

When I saw "Robocop" and "Twin Peaks" I was hoping it was Miguel Ferrer. Still, this guy's good too.

To be honest, I've never seen Gallagher do anything but smash watermelons, and all I remember of the Dane Cook special was him telling a 15 minute story about a great blowjob he got.

No, really… Leno really was very funny at one point, if you ever get to see his vintage Letterman appearances.

Yeah on Steven Wright, and Mitch Hedburg too, but that's because they're so surreal. There's plenty more examples like that, maybe Odenkirk, Galifinakis… If you're not actually counting whether they're funny or not you may as well throw Carrot Top and Gallager in there.

I feel like there's some sort of fundamental misunderstanding of the Atkin's Diet at play here.

Man, I wish there was a Simpsons quote about how horrible Arby's is.

You and your friends were wasting your time, Elrond. Reagan had that one in the bag.

Ah, most people addicted to WOW weren't going to amount to much anyway. So they put community college off for a few years, society will trudge on without them.

I remembered being completely bewildered by it and playing Villains and Vigilantes instead.

The whole "Doodle" thing is getting old.

I don't think it's fair to call him a one hit wonder. The song was barely even a "hit", I don't think it even charted, and the band itself was more or less a side project.

Yes, but at the same time they had throngs of hipsters and all the accompanying trendy clothing stores, clubs, hair salons and what-not, as well as a never-ending stream of milquetoast liberals and yuppies.

Time. Time is killing them.