Yeah, my dad too. I'd say something but then again, I check this website a good two dozen times a day, and I probably check my email five times that, and once or twice would probably do in both cases.

Pass.

I think it's a fair bet that Kurt Cobain played a lot of Atari 2600 growing up. Maybe if he was alive today he'd actually get a kick out of being in a video game?

She didn't sign the contract, it was the guy from The Mentors in a blonde wig.

Kurt Cobain would also be what, 42 now? You think he'd still be the same angry, anti-corporate rock young man he was? People change a lot in that amount of time.

That's kind of fucked that they had a meeting of all the geniuses but didn't invite Marilyn vos Savant?

I will say this, that Cleveland show looks nothing like what I thought the Cleveland show would look like, and the description sounds like a big "Sure, I'll take your money for another show, Fox, and by the way, fuck you."

Glee does seem to have one of everything, does that work for you?

It's a pretty golden age on cable, or at least there's been some good stuff in the past 10-15 years.

Leukemia is worse.

Yes! Bachelor Chow! That's what I was going to say.

The Chandler-Monica hookup might be a good example of ruining the characters… It seems like neither of them had much to do afterwards, especially Chandler who just seemed to be in the middle of every scene reading a newspaper like Grampa and making the occasional wisecrack about other people's problems.

So, I have a question… What shows WERE ruined by the stars hooking up? Because this list is pretty inclusive and I can't think of any examples of ruination offhand.

I did see Knowles on At The Movies, when they were rotating critics after Siskel and before Roeper. Not a pretty man. Not pretty.

Also, it's very amusing to me that the guy who came up with "Ow! My Balls!" as a representation of the horrible form of lowest common denominator humor is using a "Factory Worker Gets Hit In The Nads" joke in an endless loop to advertise his new movie.

Nah, it's not the future. I mean, come on, the "average person" is far more educated than ever, and anyone who thinks we're getting stupider should go mingle with some common folk from a hundred years ago. Or even more frightening, some peasants from five hundred years ago.

When Gallant gets a firstie he doesn't come back later in the thread to gloat about it.

Labor Day weekend's actually a pretty awful movie weekend where they do unceremoniously dump stuff. People are going to barbecues or riding jet skis in Havasu or whatever people who aren't me do, they aren't going to theaters.

Mine would be to make a movie based on Norm MacDonald's "Mr. Fantastic" routine.

I saw a church sign once where the sermon was "The Last Starfighter?"