Toots sweet wins the internets

you know what wasn't larger than life?

Glad I'm not the only big Viggo fan.
I think AVC should do a list of the top badasses in films for the 00's. That would be tons of fun. Viggo would be near the top for one of the afore-mentioned roles.

The Mist was an excellent story. The movie was wall-to-wall suckage. I don't know how anyone could like it. Shitty graphics, shitty acting, and shitty directing. It took all the best parts of the story and crapped on them. POS.

My first King book was The Shining. I was in middle school, and near the end, with my parents gone for the night, the power went off. So I finished it by candle light, alone. I didn't sleep so well that night.

down in the workshop
all the elves are makin toys
for the good gentile girls
and the good gentile boys
when the boss busted in
nearly scared em half to death
with a rifle in his hand
and cheap whiskey on his breath
from his beard to his boots
he was covered with ammo
like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo
and with a…

what's gay about that?

He raised the grade because he liked the scene where Viggo Mortenson slays fifty orcs with his broadsword Anduril.

so what language is "Louie Louie" in?

a pride of cockcrunchers

I am a fan of the sex
Early on, you make Ezio bone this chick. All it did was say "press triangle" and then he fucks her, but it got me thinking. A game should have sex controls. Hump with the sticks, circle for change position, x to really give it to her, right trigger for cum on her face, etc. I can't get any in…

No Halo 3 love?
I mean, I know H3 had a lame campaign, but in terms of mult-player awesomeness, it can't be touched. The strategies and tricks make it such a great play; assassinations, snipes, sticky grenades, splatters, and all the crazy medals you can accrue. Not to mention its staying power. It really should be…

So what language is "Louie Louie" in?

Let's get these muthafuckin lawyers off this muthafuckin planet

The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.

The TOT MOM bubble burst

I bet it smells like a dirty diaper filled with Indian food

gotta keep the riff raff out of the new world

So you are describing yourself as self-righteous, right?

Henchman: "I got a brother"