Apocalypto was awesome. Jaguar Paw is perhaps the most badass Mayan I know.

Can you imagine a retarded chimp? That's practically a super hero right there. But Hollywood on its moral high horse won't make retarded chimp movies. Unless you count anything Vin Diesel's in.

you just like the idea of sodomizing someone with a gun

No fuckin' way. I must see this; Dumb and Dumber may be the single greatest achievement in western civilization.

Insomnia wasn't very good. It was excruciatingly boring, compared to other King books. Granted, I did stay up until three a.m. to finish it.