Just play me something made before 1985 and i'll probably be happy. If it was good then, it's good now, dammit!

Tiger be looking for some Cougars methinks

Do films have to be ambiguous to be good? If the filmmaker has a point, can he not make a straightforward, well crafted movie to express it?

My philosophy professor said one cannot be an educated adult without reading "the brothers karamazov". That said, I have yet to read it. Oh well, I'm still south of 20.

saw spiderman 3 at midnight opening night. was drunk and with friends. loved it to no end, though people got mad at me for laughing at its suckiness. never use subjects in sentences.

Pere Noel est un ordure.

Raichu! Use thunderbolt!

AVP:R was clearly the best Alien movie of them all. I especially liked the part where it ate the dozen or so babies in the nursery.

My guess is that the only way to see this movie is whilst blazed out of your dome.

So is your schtick double posting, and am I feeding a troll? If so, fuck you and your dog too.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
You are damn right, it is better than yours
Damn right, it is better than yours
I could teach you, buy I'd have to charge.

More like Sandra FUCKSHITCUNTBITCHSLUTCOCKNAVEL.

Frito: only viable response. well done.

AJR: yep, that's golden

present is the most dedicated troll in the history of AVC

Don't call me pal, jackass.

I thought King Kong's CGI was the tits. That T-Rex fight scene was one of my favorites in the last few years.

let off some steam, magnusbarfod.

Your post gave me giggles aplenty. nice.

If oren skoog and skeet ulrich had a baby, what would be its name?