"Call Mr. Plow, cause that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow."

That photo above looks like the cover to a gay porn video.

M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong, yo!

I think both of you keep misspelling "masturbate."

"Who's brain did you get?"
"Abby, someone or other."
"Abby, who?"
"Abby….Normal."

Wait a minute…Teri Garr was adorable in Tootsie, as well.

I smell a buddy comedy series with him and Saul Goodman in the future.

Same for me with the pillow suffocation/strangulation…why go through so much trouble to show a character as so extremely sociopathic when they're just gonna kill him off screen in the next scene. Very odd, indeed.
Still love the writing, though!

This is a true story: After MONTHS of shielding my sister from the surprise ending of Sixth Sense…I got her to the theater, only to have some woman behind us within the first 5 minutes of the movie say, when Bruce Willis makes his entrance, "Fool, don't you know you dead?" Sucked.

Okay, Spambot. Whatever you say!

When I read this, I read this in Bob Odenkirk's voice. And it made me laugh a little.

The way you said that makes me think you might be a (dickwad), too. Sorry.

"Kira's got the 10 and a half!!!!"

I think it just goes to show how important Kim Deal was….or just how Frank Black doesn't really give a shit.

I think they're saying, "Booo-urns".

I thought it would be: Balls, Balls, Balls. (Makes sense to me.)

"I know this place that serves great Viking food."

World War Z-28….(wait, don't anyone use that—I'm copyrighting it right now!)

Legend says the six pack belongs to Keith Morris.

Both wrists? Stop bragging.