My cat's breath smells like cat food.

The last time I clicked on "http://clickHere"…it was a big mistake.

TUSK!

Show me your nuts!

…and don't forget Nathan Fielder!

I think its spelled "Jeremy's Iron."

I'm confused by this essay….so, did you, or do you, like the Black Hole? I liked it then. And, after watching it recently again, I like it now. BTW—those zombie crew members scared the CRAP out of me when I was 8.

Who in the hell says "Aunty"?

Does he know that one weird trick? I mean, will someone PLEASE tell me what that one weird trick is, already?!?!

Hey…I think they really like us!

And the same applies for people who sit in front of me and spend the whole time checking their facebook on their phones.

Going to the movie theater has become a huge source of anxiety for me. I now have to get there 20 minutes early to make sure that I sit in the last row…because I CAN'T FREAKING STAND PEOPLE BEHIND ME TALKING DURING THE MOVIE! UGGGGHHH!

And that man's name is Fred Durst.

You win the internet today. LOL.

I was there at the Summit in Houston. I will say that I showed up early to see AIC, and wasn't disappointed. But the show didn't really start until the rows of chairs were pulled up during and thrown at the stage so a pit could be formed when Megadeth made it to the stage. I sure would like to know what idiot…

Boy…I do too. (We're talking about breasts, right?)

I know how you feel! I have a white-hot hatred for Clapton (and I'm not sure why). We should start a club!

No…You're thinking of the Little Rascals.

I'm glad I live in the South. We don't have to worry about Juggalos 'round here no more, yo.

Boy, this is really getting to you, huh? Its like you've got something stuck up your ass….er…waitaminute.