Its bad porn…with people with bad skin. Get them to a Dermatologist, STAT!

My dog also likes vomit….in addition to an occasional course of shit.

I can't believe nobody has said, "slides the key into the ignition." (Hell, this writes itself!)

Except if the word of mouth is either "YAWWNN" or "BLECHHHH".

I used to love to call everybody "chief" in a really smarmy way. (as in: "way to go, chief"). Until some a-hole called me a racist. I didn't mean it in a racist way, dammit.

You certainly wouldn't have any trouble finding any uglier babies for sale on Ebay.

You're welcome.

They do Nathan for You properly, though.

You might want to tone down your homophobe a little bit. (I'm using that term correctly, right?)

Coupon: The Movie—-"I saw the shit out of it!"

The irony is that the reveal of What's In The Basket is an excellent pay-off. I miss great creatures like that in film! (I hate freaking GGI).

Do any of you have any idea what the hell you're talking about?

Nathan For You is my favorite new show of 2013.

Bravisimo! You are the Picaso of the internet!

I never even imagined that that is what "re-tooling" meant….except when its used in gay-porn context, of course.

Oh, yeah? Up your nose with a rubber hose!
(wait, wrong 70's sitcom).

I bet you never had to use the next-door neighbor's old discarded newspaper as toilet paper, did you? (That's what I tell my therapist.)

And they could have a flatulence problem and call it "The Greenhouse Gases."

Alright.

I like this post.  Because its derivative of the first post…but it can exist because of recent legal precedent.