@avclub-9cd818ea56273170b63f339aa6f34bca:disqus —you're using too many letters to type FAP, FAP, FAP!

Your parents named your brother Pirates of the Caribbean 5?

This might have something to do with "Gaytown."  Check the history in his web browser.

I think you misspelled Boner.

let me try this

This is a bullshit review.  I just saw a commercial on the television with all sorts of hip looking 20-somethings raving about how great this movie is, yo!

My kids really enjoyed that movie.  I think I should get them a DNA test.

@avclub-22f9bcb0a0a208a76b2dc24d67dd0a16:disqus —I feel the same way about The Jam.

"Is That Love" or GTFO.  Seriously.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I saw "Night Ranger" perform a few years ago at a charity event.  I recognized NOT ONE PERSON on that stage.  Who the hell were those guys?  And what did they do with the real Night Ranger?

@avclub-da518aecddbf5c94588f53562012c452:disqus Doesn't Eminem hate his mother?  Why would they target her when Eminem does the same?  Didn't their freaking lawyer give ICP the head's up on this?

And don't forget the magnets, yo!

Just one more reason I'm glad I never went.

I'm a big fan of Juggalo Week, or Night of the Jugglaos, or whatever the hell that thing is called.  The info-mercial is MAD DOPE, yo!

HIP TO BE SQUARE OR GTFO!

I like meeting women named Lydia, and then singing the song about the tattooed lady to them.  That and their name rhymes with chlamydia.

I think, mayhaps, you could use a bit of the old "shut up juice."

I wouldn't bet that Kathleen Turner's the one eating up the budget, though.

Nice try, yo.