Somehow, I knew that you would show up.  And that you would misspell words in a very unfunny way. (like misspelling your name—comedy gold, that is)

You make friends with people who wear Beatles t-shirts?  You must have a lot of friends, then.  Not to mention lots of friends who are 4 or 5-year old children of hipsters.

I share your love for Blow Out.  One of my favorite Travolta films, too.

Are you saying he's inclusive and diverse?  Are we talking about the same Spike Lee?

Its Tony Bennett's memoirs of his club days singing in drag.

That wasn't baggy clothing….it was her nudity.  Pre-op.  (yuck.)

RYAN GOSLING IS AN ANDROID…OR IS HE?

I want to click this…but I'm scared.

Do you like masonry movies, Timmy?

Harry…at.tub, man.

Spoiler Alert:  There are diamonds hidden in the fuzzy dice.

Beware the imitators…Its not a real Harlem Shake unless it has some lugnuts and broken glass.

It also one-upped Spider-man by actually being watchable.  Ka is great.  I paid to see Spider-man just see what a trainwreck it was…and I got my money's worth.  (Meaning it was the worst thing I'd ever seen.  And I didn't actually get my money's worth, though—it was worse than a trainwreck).

A good start? (wait…I think that only applies to lawyers.)

I've gotta be honest with these guys:  I really think they are overestimating "America's love affair with the DeLorean."  This is a sucker bet.

Pitch Perfect 2: the Christmas Cash Grab-aloo.

Here, let me hum a few bars:  clap, clap, click, click, slap, slap, slip, click, clap, slide.  (repeat until insane).

The best way to accomplish this is to just get bitten by a werewolf.  That's also the laziest way, too.

Michael Kors, is that your?

My brother makes pretty decent money dressing up as a Stormtrooper, and gathering his nerd Stormtrooper buddies to make appearances at different events.  Then he makes a TON of money selling Stormtrooper costumes.