Don't forget that strategically placed issue of Lady Death, either.

As a man, I am relieved when the extended period first arrives…but then I slowly learn to hate it over the next few days of "alone time."

When are we going to start calling it Suck-nado?

Sharkna-duh!  I mean, am I right?

That's why they call it Texas S&M.

Yuck!  Marilyn Chambers had some mighty brown teeth, yo.

Wait a minute…If Franco's in it, it HAS to be good!

Indiana Jones and the grumpy old, pot-smoking, one-earing-wearing, old man.

I like to imagine Lionel Hutz saying it…then offering to do you a cheap Flag tattoo or sell some bootlegs.

Litigious and miserable…always suing more.

"C is for Cookie," or GTFO!

Ah, the writer's strike.  It was the best of time, it was the blurst of times.

And I am single.  And I do want to mingle.

What's the proper "hipster" response here?  Should I console you and roll my eyes…or should I ignore you, and roll my eyes?

More like the equator!  Amiright?

Okay…I'll give you this one.  That was pretty funny.

Like-nado!

Huh?

My Tutor, and Private School for Girls….Yeahhhh.

Yeah…its funny when its the Avenged Sevenfold re-poster…but all the rest of you are really trying too hard.