The distant future.  The year 2000.  Finally, robotic beings rule the world.

You are correct.  The first time I watched it, I watched it on fast forward.  When I re-watched it at regular speed, it was shockingly the same movie experience.

No, more like covered in plastic for her pleasure…..if you catch my drift.

Do you know how to make a Squashed Alley Cat?

Do I need to know what liveleak is to think this is funny?

Seriously. I really do think he's rapping (or whatever the hell that's called) about drinking jizz.  I heard it, too.

I just want to know why his beard stubble is grey….but his full grown beard is brown as a bear.  Is there hair coloring for full grown beards?

That Guy has been parking his stupid fucking 1983 Camaro Z-28 in front of my house for 3 months!  Screw this, I'm calling someone to tow it away right now!

If you ain't Durst, your last!

Drake needs to just STFU and get back to confusing Amanda Bynes' vagina!

Why don't we just get to the inevitable conclusion of all of these movies based on games—just have a movie of all the spec writers and producers sitting around talking about how their going to turn this DAMN VIDEO GAME INTO A MOVIE!

Wait a minute….that was a movie?  Damn, my cousin gets all the breaks!

I like the Eagles alright…but all these songs are lousy.

Sorry, I didn't scroll down to see that you and I were thinking the same freaking thing.

No, money down!

Yeah…because I'm having a BALL!

Hey, its not everyday that a model gets to thrust her mons into the faces of a bunch of onlookers….but a stripper, on the other hand—that's her raison d'etre!

Sharknadi

Shaq-nado!  (Starring some basketball player)

No, he can't.  He's busy right now….for me to poop on!