I'm extremely nice.  That's a good example of extremism.

If "6 1/2" is considered an All American Whopper….well, then (the joke writes itself from here on out).

Hey, I like this show.  Why the hell does Franco have to soil everything I like?

Sgt. Killer's lonely Kill Club Kill.

I'm old and I want my check!  Gimme, gimme, gimme!

"…and a cold lard omelet."

Yeah, a holla-back girl, that is.

[nervous laughter]

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What the shark are you talking about?

I completely forgot about how great The Absent Minded Waiter is.  I picked up a copy of Martin's Comedy Isn't Pretty album at a garage sale recently.  Brilliant stand up comedy.

Best line from Naked Gun:  "I know this place that serves great Viking food."

Because Lone Ranger & Tonto….

How about we do something really bold and cast James Franco as Spidey!  Hell, the picture practically writes itself!

I know Durst doesn't need me to stick up for him, and all….but, I read this and think to myself "Al Jourgensen doesn't seem to have a lot of room to be making fun of other people nowadays.  He's pretty much been nothing but an idiot himself since the mid 90s."

Yeah…when I played this video, it scared the shit out of my dog.  (with her dog hearing, and all).

*sigh*

I love this show.

I lent this DVD to a friend a long time ago and I'd like to have it back.

No.  Its not.