Monsta-preneurs!

No—Iron Giant Sheik!

Braviens

Yeah…I have no idea what they hell ANY of you are talking about.  (See how I did that?)

A bear and a rabbit are talking in the woods.  The bear says to the rabbit, "does shit stick to your fur?" The rabbit says, "no."  So the bear picks up the rabbit and uses the rabbit to wipe his ass.

Apparently, you're not making your brackets wide enough…say: 18-64.  That always does the trick for me!

All of you are scaring the shit out of me.  Just stop it.  NOW!

You're thinking of World War 280-ZX.

Wowzer!

Well, what's the matter with being sexy?

You obviously don't get this joke.

Well, then, you better work on getting fit…right now.

Boy…you really pulled that one out of your ass, didn't you?

If we could get Geddy Lee to sing it, that'd be pretty special.

Nora who?

I'd just go with "the Q", and leave it at that.

I see this movie being pitched as a cross between The Wiz and Get Rich or Die Tryin….with a little bit of Annie thrown in for good measure.

Oh….NOW I get it.  That's pretty funny.

I just want to know if there will be any sobriety involved in these "shows"?

If this is a long-form joke of some sort, I just don't really get it.