Poor man's wallpaper.  Or is it crazy man's wallpaper?

How many data?  One po-data, two po-data, three po-data, four…..and so on, and so on.

Don't you mean the Kukla-Fran-and-Ollie Conventions?

Come ON!  Freaking "spoiler alert", please.  Have some freaking decency, huh?

And couples always wake up from a long night's sleep, and then get all up in each others faces and talk and kiss—without brushing their fucking teeth!  EWWW! GROSS!!!!!!

When I was in the fifth grade, a girl told me that she took a vote of all the girls in our grade, and that it was decided that I was the 2nd best looking….and then she dropped the bomb that all the other guys tied for 1st place.

If the book ended like this, I'd ask for a refund.

Wait a minute….if I turn to page 73, am I going to discover that I've been reading Dianetics all along?

That would be the greatest event, ever.

Wait a minute…I'm confused.  I thought they were now all about religion or something.  Man, these guys confuse me…just like magnets.

Pussy Riot?  How 'bout my Penis Protest?

I think its immature to tell people they can't act immature if they want.  Now give me my damn bottle!

Spoiler Alert!  Kevin is gay.  And he's in a hamburger eating competition.

Greedo sleeps with the fishes…BECAUSE I SHOT FIRST, BITCH!

I don't think their approval rating has been above 15% since about the Civil War.

This time, the movie will be watching you.

Reduce, reuse, recycle, regurgitate.

You guys are all pronouncing it wrong.  Its "ur-an-ass-ole".  Get it?

Yeah…if you really think about it, this would look WAY better in CGI.

Huh, huh…I love that story.