Talking Law'l with Saul…..LATE NIGHT!

I'll be sure to pick up a Kia on the way home…and a….um…..bucket of shit.

I've always been afraid to admit that I hate this woman….afraid everyone would think I was a homophobe.  Does that make sense?

I can say for certain that A.W.L. has not seen School of Rock, nor does he know what it is even about.

No, man…I'm Dave.  Open the door!

Can I get 10% on the back-end of the stuff you forgot?

Excellent.  This is where all of the sane people who hate Prometheus hang out.  I feel more comfortable here.  I mean, it really sucks as a movie—amirite?

All of you are obviously insane.  That movie was HORRIBLE! (That's me yelling.)

Mayor of Gaytown…Sheriff of Rapist Forest.  Is there any political office that man could not hold?

I would have been more likely to buy into your scam if you had spelled it "their" instead of "there."  I really don't understand why scammers can't spell properly…

Why no love for Lovey.  That is a wonderful piece of work.

E-motion lotion!

Exactly.  And we'll get Eric Roberts to do the voice.  And we'll do all of his voice takes in a bathroom.  Etc.

Split the bill into two equal parts and send it to both men.  The one who won't pay it is the real father.

And the irony is that the guitar work on the 2 Crumbsuckers albums was more technical than most straight-up thrash.

You are very correct.  I loved metal and punk.  And when Kill Em All first came out and I listened to it for the first time, it changed everything.

I saw Anthrax, Slayer & Megadeth on a Monsters of Rock tour in about '93.  I literally fractured a vertebrae in the pit.  It was a great show. (but my neck really hurt for a long time).

You can't say this about Bad Religion, though.  They just keep a rockin'.

And the bass player has a ten-and-a-half.  And she's a chick, too.

And a team of lawyers.  And original master recordings.