He'll beat you up if you're holding a gun.

They were interesting.  For one album.  It was a while ago, though.

What is the one towards the end with the guy in the trenchcoat dancing and pointing?

Okay, I see where you're going…so, which one is supposed to be Brett Easton Ellis?

Who are you supposed to be?  Michael Haneke?

Should've been Uma with a needle sticking out of her chest.

Isn't it a little too soon….for….er…..dick jokes?

Because he get Results, Chief!

I freaking liked Ghosts of Mars….what the hell's wrong with me?

Mine was Star Wars episode 2…whichever-the-hell that one was.  What a snore-fest…

I wonder how "doyouwanttoforget.com" went over with the marketing department when they were trying to get money to pimp the film they want people to remember.

Bug is an excellent album.  If you like this song, go buy it.

This is so great.  I wish I thought of it.  Damn.

Yuck.  You make me want to take a shower…and not a "good" shower, either.

Do yourself a favor, and don't.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

The thought of anything coming out of GWAR's "kitchen" makes me want to vomit….does that make me the ideal customer?

Does your dog write shitty screenplays, too?

My worst panic/high was while watching Naked Lunch in the theater.  But that movie would probably do that to me if I was not high, too.

I've seen Clerks 2 once…and I don't even remember that it was a "movie", much less a "movie with a donkey."  Go figure.