Oh, yeah? I bet you were something before electricity!  (Baroom-chee!)

Go Away! Baitin!

This one's easy:  Judas Priest's Screaming for Vengence:  Hellion/Electric Eye followed by You've Got Another Thing Coming.

And don't forget The Freaking Client List with Jennifer Tits Hewitt!

My good friend who grew up in the SoCal punk scene hated Rollins with a passion.  If anyone ever brought up his name, my buddy would always steer the conversation to the one time he punched Rollins in the face when he was on stage….you know, because Hank's such a douche and all.

I've been a Bad Religion fan for awhile….and Process of Belief is one of my favorites (and definitely in my top 5).

American Psycho is the only book I threw away in the trash before I finished reading it.

I swear that I am telling the truth:  I once saw a stripper dance to the Theme from Hill Street Blues.  It is the truth.

I liked him better when he was on Laverne and Shirley

No…I don't trust him to babysit.  I mean, come on, look at that little girl's make-up!  Geesh!

No…he's thinking, "Can I have a shower….and a set of clippers?"

Me neither.

For a second there, I saw that picture, got all excited and thought this was a review of the Venture Bros.

Yeah! Check this riff, its fucking tasty!

I also like the Bush era a bit…but not as much as the Joey.  But everything from Stomp 442 (great album) forward was VERY influenced by Dimebag Darrell, who actually did a lot of the solo work after Spitz left.

Well…that's not very fair, I think.  I didn't say she was ugly.  I just said the picture is very interesting, as in: I'm not sure if they're trying to make a good looking woman look scary, or a plain looking woman looK striking.  The picture just facinates me.  And I think she is attractive.

Maybe CBS would like to relive this post over and over again…..

Maybe CBS would like to relive this post over and over again…..

Maybe CBS would like to relive this post over and over again…..

I really don't have the time to read this whole thing, think of something witty or biting to comment, and then type it in to beat everyone else to the punch….oh hell, I'll just sleep on it and come back tomorrow and "edit" in something witty.