In that picture are they running from something?…No wait….they're….they're….coming right for us! AARRGHHH! Someone STOP THEM!!!!

Is she good looking?  I can't tell.  I'm kinda scared…but in a good way. I think.  I just can't stop coming back to look at that damn picture.

So, you don't know how she does it, huh?

I'm conflicted.  This looks good, but I'm not sure why it looks good.  Its probably because there are 4 or 5 different commericials for this one—I can't tell if its an action movie, romance, slow burning "why the hell did I watch this" crap. Can't this just be The Believer—Part Deux in a car?

I won't do what you tell me.

And what's with the sneering crap? Don't do that to the people, they want to like you! That's what killed Dennis day - contempt for the audience. …Am I right Steve and Edie?

Did they call this show Awkward with a period at the end because this show is awkward, and someone has a period at the end?  Or is the show just awkward, and the period is there to let you know that nothing else comes after that…..er…..I think I'm confusing myself.  I'll just sit over here and amuse myself with some,…

"indie-punk all-stars"?  I read this, saw the picture, and thought this was a Black Flag reunion in drag.  The one on the left looks like Henry Rollins.

The big C?  More like the big Zzzzzzzzz.  Am-I-right?

I was waiting for the kids to stage a coup d'etat….kind of a morphing into "lord of the flies" thing.  Meh.  I guess I'll just have to miss this then.  Disappointed.

Actually, Red Dawn was the first movie given a PG-13 rating…Dreamscape was the first PG-13 movie released at a theater.  The more you know….

See you next Wednesday!

It was the best of times…it was the blurst of times.

Or "A Pipefitters Union."

Or, just have Tom Six have his way with him….you know, with a barb-wire…..er…..ABORT!

Crap.