Maybe your body's already in its 30's. How droopy is your scrotum?

Maybe your body's already in its 30's. How droopy is your scrotum?

Because everyone else has that extra 'n'?

Because everyone else has that extra 'n'?

More like ASS warfare!

More like ASS warfare!

Is CBGB's Toby Keith's restaurant?

Is CBGB's Toby Keith's restaurant?

Well, it's entirely plausible that Bruce Wayne owns a suit.

Well, it's entirely plausible that Bruce Wayne owns a suit.

He's not even a Tall Guy!

He's not even a Tall Guy!

You're in the jungle, baby! You're gonna diiiiiieeeeee!

You're in the jungle, baby! You're gonna diiiiiieeeeee!

***kicks self in the nuts***

***kicks self in the nuts***

He's like Crazy Joe Davola.

He's like Crazy Joe Davola.

Udderly pathetic.

Udderly pathetic.