He might share his award winning recipe for apple pie (the secret: replace apples with chocolate!).

He might share his award winning recipe for apple pie (the secret: replace apples with chocolate!).

I'm realizing I'm not a fan. His book on running was the one I enjoyed the most.

I'm realizing I'm not a fan. His book on running was the one I enjoyed the most.

Wait, he did the wrong thing in Cambodia?

Wait, he did the wrong thing in Cambodia?

That's a paddlin'.

That's a paddlin'.

No way. I watch every movie while listening to UB40's "Red Red Wine".

No way. I watch every movie while listening to UB40's "Red Red Wine".

While eating popcorn or Raisinets?

While eating popcorn or Raisinets?

Wait, born talented?

Wait, born talented?

Let me look up Jamie Lee Curtis's fillmography.

Let me look up Jamie Lee Curtis's fillmography.

Captain Gayorg Von Trapp!

Captain Gayorg Von Trapp!

My Gaydar's going crazy!

My Gaydar's going crazy!