Diane Warren halftime show!

Diane Warren halftime show!

It's totally not inexpensive to have a suit tailored. Regular tailoring (cuffs, hems, taking in a jacket) is another $50-$70. Slimming the legs and taking the seat in (if even possible) would be another $100. You must work at Bain Capital.

It's totally not inexpensive to have a suit tailored. Regular tailoring (cuffs, hems, taking in a jacket) is another $50-$70. Slimming the legs and taking the seat in (if even possible) would be another $100. You must work at Bain Capital.

I like his suits and ties. Totally not te type of clothes his character could afford.

I like his suits and ties. Totally not te type of clothes his character could afford.

Damn straight. I'm gonna have my third wife play that in my funeral.

Damn straight. I'm gonna have my third wife play that in my funeral.

All you need to know is always hve Riggins protecting you and always throw to Smash Williams.

All you need to know is always hve Riggins protecting you and always throw to Smash Williams.

His finest performance since Shining Through!

His finest performance since Shining Through!

Who else voted for Family Circus?

Who else voted for Family Circus?

You need to get hazed first. Go run across the quad in nothing but heels and a g-string.

You need to get hazed first. Go run across the quad in nothing but heels and a g-string.

Wasn't that Mamma Mia? Or does Pierce Brosnan fucking sing in The X-Files movie, too?

Wasn't that Mamma Mia? Or does Pierce Brosnan fucking sing in The X-Files movie, too?

I want to Belieber.

I want to Belieber.