Andrew Dice Clay or Denis Leary?

Andrew Dice Clay or Denis Leary?

Like in "The Road". That was awesome.

Like in "The Road". That was awesome.

I want guns on tv if they're being fired by big-boobed ladies in bikinis.

I want guns on tv if they're being fired by big-boobed ladies in bikinis.

Snuffy's sure to follow shortly.

Snuffy's sure to follow shortly.

They need a two-hour show filled with celebrities to get people to watch, all dedicated to factchecking. The debates are nothing without the postdebate review.

They need a two-hour show filled with celebrities to get people to watch, all dedicated to factchecking. The debates are nothing without the postdebate review.

I'm worried Obama had trouble with his erection for the anniversary sex.

I'm worried Obama had trouble with his erection for the anniversary sex.

Sunset Park's not gonna be TV-hip for another five years. That's a long subway ride from Manhattan.

Sunset Park's not gonna be TV-hip for another five years. That's a long subway ride from Manhattan.

There truly are very few nonwhite people in NY. You're not planning on checking it out yourself, are you? Because there's no need to check.

There truly are very few nonwhite people in NY. You're not planning on checking it out yourself, are you? Because there's no need to check.

I can totally see that happening because it's usually what happens.

I can totally see that happening because it's usually what happens.

They actually did that in UW Madison.

They actually did that in UW Madison.