Louis CK: "Makin' copies!"

Louis CK: "Makin' copies!"

GQ Rule of Style: Tie width should equal cockgirth.

GQ Rule of Style: Tie width should equal cockgirth.

Like Vatican-approved Chuck Taylors?

Like Vatican-approved Chuck Taylors?

No! This is crap! I read GQ so I can dimple my tie knot properly, not to ogle sweet, sweet celebrity asses! Outrageous!

No! This is crap! I read GQ so I can dimple my tie knot properly, not to ogle sweet, sweet celebrity asses! Outrageous!

Niptwisters.

Niptwisters.

Good luck with that. That documentary was fucking boring.

Good luck with that. That documentary was fucking boring.

Poor Catherine would have been spared the humiliation if Jame Gumb had gone that route.

Poor Catherine would have been spared the humiliation if Jame Gumb had gone that route.

But her nipples wanted too big a share of the box office receipts.

But her nipples wanted too big a share of the box office receipts.

How does she die? Was it the old timebomb-in-a-birthday-cake trick?

How does she die? Was it the old timebomb-in-a-birthday-cake trick?

The Captain America movie had an Asian guy from Fresno in the white-guy platoon! You're a revisionist!

The Captain America movie had an Asian guy from Fresno in the white-guy platoon! You're a revisionist!