Predisastered penis.

Predisastered penis.

He's talking about China. Get a passport, you sheltered hick!

He's talking about China. Get a passport, you sheltered hick!

I get that all the time because of my handsome penis.

I get that all the time because of my handsome penis.

Like he did in that Wolverine movie.

Like he did in that Wolverine movie.

USA for Africa totally got rid of hunger and AIDS and Restless Leg Syndrome in Africa!

USA for Africa totally got rid of hunger and AIDS and Restless Leg Syndrome in Africa!

Star 69

Star 69

Mr. Wizard? Old man's still got it!

Mr. Wizard? Old man's still got it!

That and because Hitler's songs just sounded so derivative.

That and because Hitler's songs just sounded so derivative.

Has his accomplishments really elevated him to the same league as Tom Bergeron's?

Has his accomplishments really elevated him to the same league as Tom Bergeron's?

I hear he tends to leave the toilet seat up.

I hear he tends to leave the toilet seat up.