No! "McKenna"! It's very popular among assholes!

No! "McKenna"! It's very popular among assholes!

I can't believe there aren't any other Imogen Gay Pootses in the Screen Actors Guild.

I can't believe there aren't any other Imogen Gay Pootses in the Screen Actors Guild.

Order! Order!

Order! Order!

[BRAS EXPLODE]

[BRAS EXPLODE]

Wait, is that when you have a wet dream on the subway during an afternoon commute?

Wait, is that when you have a wet dream on the subway during an afternoon commute?

For $250 million, this movie looks a little…wait for it…kemoSHABBY!

For $250 million, this movie looks a little…wait for it…kemoSHABBY!

Twist Ending: Gary Larson is Stephenie Meyer's pseudonym!

Twist Ending: Gary Larson is Stephenie Meyer's pseudonym!

I think they're alone emotionally.

I think they're alone emotionally.

But it had Salma Hayek's buttcrack!

But it had Salma Hayek's buttcrack!

Expensive CGI was needed to make the bird sing during the musical grand finale.

Expensive CGI was needed to make the bird sing during the musical grand finale.