Barack Obama will fight trains for the American middle class!

Barack Obama will fight trains for the American middle class!

So, did Henry Rollins rape somebody or what?

So, did Henry Rollins rape somebody or what?

Did he puke out a leprechaun, too?

Did he puke out a leprechaun, too?

My wedding's ruined!

My wedding's ruined!

It's a short sale.

It's a short sale.

Worse than The Hunger Games!

Worse than The Hunger Games!

The role requires more hair than just on the balls.

The role requires more hair than just on the balls.

Perfecting their ice dancing routine for Sochi 2014?

Perfecting their ice dancing routine for Sochi 2014?

He likes to administer last rites.

He likes to administer last rites.

Or there could be a sequel to Crash.

Or there could be a sequel to Crash.