Emmy nominee Ryan Seacrest.

Emmy nominee Ryan Seacrest.

That's why the tumor had that pretentious accent!

That's why the tumor had that pretentious accent!

So is Chip! He learned it from yooouuuuuu!!!

So is Chip! He learned it from yooouuuuuu!!!

***raises hand***

***raises hand***

Maybe she had shitty teachers. They do exist.

Maybe she had shitty teachers. They do exist.

Like in a tub with three Japanese porno actresses?

Like in a tub with three Japanese porno actresses?

Yes, and that's how I like it.

Yes, and that's how I like it.

I think most of the teaching involved how to more effectively use Outlook.

I think most of the teaching involved how to more effectively use Outlook.

Even after taking my penis's interests out of the equation, I want Anna Kendrick to be a star. She's smart and talented, but sadly the public is expected to be drawn to and better recognize Fat Amy than Kendrick. World's fucked up.

Even after taking my penis's interests out of the equation, I want Anna Kendrick to be a star. She's smart and talented, but sadly the public is expected to be drawn to and better recognize Fat Amy than Kendrick. World's fucked up.

I was hoping Pitch Perfect would do well because of, you know, my erection for Anna Kendrick.

I was hoping Pitch Perfect would do well because of, you know, my erection for Anna Kendrick.