I can't wait until they bring in Brian Bonsall to jack up the ratings.

I can't wait until they bring in Brian Bonsall to jack up the ratings.

Christ the Crimefighter will have sodomites and Sabbath-breakers shaking in their sandals!

Christ the Crimefighter will have sodomites and Sabbath-breakers shaking in their sandals!

What about Jay Leno: Crimefighter?

What about Jay Leno: Crimefighter?

Is it your mom dressed as a robot?

Is it your mom dressed as a robot?

I bet he can see my house from up there.

I bet he can see my house from up there.

I have coworkers who are minorities and they don't eat dinner.

I have coworkers who are minorities and they don't eat dinner.

Who cares as long as there's someone naked to look at?

Who cares as long as there's someone naked to look at?

She's a kazoo prodigy.

She's a kazoo prodigy.

I demand to see Usher in a squid outfit, complete with bustier.

I demand to see Usher in a squid outfit, complete with bustier.

Not as dark as Cee Lo.

Not as dark as Cee Lo.